Tab Master Pillows

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man fishing with large bait

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"It's a setup."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

IRS: April is the cruelest month.

Worm Ate The Fish.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Piano desk.

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

Worm eats the fish.

'Insurance?'

Fined Dining