Tab Tackler Pillows

Fined Dining

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"You know very well what fish!"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

"Stop it!"

"I'll never finish all this work!"

Fisherman arriving home, "Is it something I said?"

The Sea Angler: When after really big fish, the line must be strong enough to avoid breakages.

'First time using a baitcaster?'