Tab Wrangler Pillows

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Toastquest!

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Tax - Random Audit

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'