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I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

The First Martian Dog.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Where's your nose?"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

King kong 5 G.

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