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"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

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A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'm so good at this!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

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"Where's your nose?"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

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