Furniture Wrangler Pillows

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Did you want me, boss?'

Toastquest!

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'

This one rolls a smidgen better....

"I like to keep a clean desk...."

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Honey, I need the Drano again.'

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."