Furniture Wrangler Gifts

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Toastquest!

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Sunshine Dog Obedience School

Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.

"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"I like to keep a clean desk...."

This one rolls a smidgen better....

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Honey, I need the Drano again.'