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Toastquest!

"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

New Guy.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'It's for you.'

Landslide Hazard

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

The opinion poll ltd.

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.