Luggage Wrangler Pillows

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

A trevor of trainspotters

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Toastquest!

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

Christo's greatest challenge.

Mime Artist's Driver

'Take the camera and record the stockholders' revolt. If I can turn the situation around, it will be a milestone in my career and part of the folklore of my leadership.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"No wonder we could get tickets."

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

"I like to keep a clean desk...."

This one rolls a smidgen better....

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'

'You're a day late, a dollar short, AND fifteen pounds overweight.'

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."