Tax Tackler Pillows

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'