Tax Tackle Pillows

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Tax Collector

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'You can buy low and sell high, but they still tax you right down the middle!'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

Tax - Random Audit

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."