Tax Tackle Gifts

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'It's OK hon. He's waiting for the tax assessor, who will be here any second.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Tax Collector

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'You can buy low and sell high, but they still tax you right down the middle!'

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

Tax - Random Audit