Tax Tactics Gifts

"I told you it would work."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Offshore tax havens.

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Panama Papers Scandal

The Mattress Savings Bank

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."