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"I told you it would work."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

Offshore tax havens.

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

Panama Papers Scandal

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

The Mattress Savings Bank

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."