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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

Offshore tax havens.

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"It's written in invisible ink."

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'Keep a lid on it!'

The Mattress Savings Bank

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'