Tax Tackling Champion Pillows

Internal Revenue Service.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

Footing The Bill

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

Tax Collector

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

Offshore tax havens.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts