Tax Combatant Pillows

April Showers

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

Tax Collector

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Little Taxes.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

Rich react to higher taxes.

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

'They're getting serious about the budget deficit.'

Deficit collectors...

"You can't hide from us!"

Your Tax $ At Peacekeeping.

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

All the Tax collectors of Lilliput combined, couldn't tie Gulliver down...

New Council Waste Charges - 'I owe £80 for being a waste of space.'