Tax Combatant Gifts

April Showers

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

Tax Collector

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Little Taxes.

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

Rich react to higher taxes.

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

buck stops here-taxes...mine

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

'They're getting serious about the budget deficit.'

"You can't hide from us!"

Deficit collectors...

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

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