Tax Battle Champion Pillows

'Mr. Williams will see you now.'

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Tax Collector

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

Rich react to higher taxes.

Tax confusion.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

buck stops here-taxes...mine

The Children Are Our Future!

'They're getting serious about the budget deficit.'

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

View my Tax Return $15

Your Tax $ At Peacekeeping.

"You're lucky. We've bagged our limit for this tax season."

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Fair Tax

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Tax...mine...vat.

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'