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'Mr. Williams will see you now.'

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Tax Collector

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

Tax confusion.

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Rich react to higher taxes.

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

buck stops here-taxes...mine

The Children Are Our Future!

'They're getting serious about the budget deficit.'

"You're lucky. We've bagged our limit for this tax season."

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'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Fair Tax

Your Tax $ At Peacekeeping.

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Tax...mine...vat.