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Internal Revenue Service.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

Tax Collector

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

Footing The Bill

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Carpe De Revenue!"

Offshore tax havens.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts