Tax Tackler Prints

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

Budget reaction.

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

Panama Papers Scandal

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'