Tax Juggler Prints

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

"I'm always a nervous wreck before a visit to my accountant."

'Why did I buy this tax preparation software in the first place?'

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

'Don't get hysterical...Life begins at 40...'

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Everything's gone up."

'The market shifted on me.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'Wait a minute....!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"Sometimes I get the crazy feeling that he blames us for the budget overrun."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'