Tax Troublemaker Prints

'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'

Tax audit office.

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

Pinched by the Revenue Boys

'Instead of physically attacking him, did it occur to you to take the IRS to court?'

Tax confusion.

"Care for an after-audit mint?"

"I was caught by the VAT man."

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

'I.R.S short form.'

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

Me Doing My Taxes

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'Don't get hysterical...Life begins at 40...'

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

Desperately short on agents, the IRS has turned to the use of remote-controlled drones...

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

'You may march to a different drummer, but you still have to pay the same piper.'

Duty Free Closed to Public

The customer is never right.

"IF the government keeps attack rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"

'Why did I buy this tax preparation software in the first place?'