Creative Bioengineer Pillows

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

Build a Raft

A day at the transgenic races

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Gene Therapy

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Clone Factory

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

GM Crops Genie.

Bio Fuels.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'