Creative Engineering Gifts

"For our session today, I'd like to try something a little different."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Build a Raft

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

The Origami Society...

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

The Sculptor

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Labradoodle"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Prehistoric Modern Art