Creative Engineers Gifts

Ig-glue to build houses with.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Build a Raft

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Prehistoric Modern Art

Frank Zappa

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Dog Walker

Two New Paintbrushes

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Air Footer

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

R&D - Relax & Doodle

Toilet Art.

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

'Kip paints caves.'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Man reading in lamp

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'I still don't get it.'

Picasso's learning years.

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'