Creative Engineer Gifts

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Supercharge bullock cart.

WW1 Secrets: Puffin Class.

Build a Raft

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Air Footer

Dog Walker

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

R&D - Relax & Doodle

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Toilet Art.

'Kip paints caves.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

'I still don't get it.'

Picasso's learning years.

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

"Politics has divided everything."

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Christo's greatest challenge.

Kid to mom as she draws lines on Dalmatian: 'I'm connectin' the dots like in kindergarten.'

"Then the demons that drove me to Tangier to try to write fiction turned around and drove me to the Napa Valley to make wine."