Creative Engineer Gifts

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Supercharge bullock cart.

WW1 Secrets: Puffin Class.

Build a Raft

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Frank Zappa

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Dog Walker

Air Footer

Two New Paintbrushes

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

R&D - Relax & Doodle

'Kip paints caves.'

Toilet Art.

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

'I still don't get it.'

Picasso's learning years.

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

"Politics has divided everything."

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'