Creative Engineering Fan Gifts

Air Footer

Build a Raft

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Computer operator welding machine.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Crane fishing

Primordial Schmooze

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Never marry an engineer."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Remote control car breakdown.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Air Dentistry

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

When beavers dream.

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

A conductor reads from a picture book.