Creative Engineering Fan Gifts

Air Footer

Build a Raft

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Computer operator welding machine.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Crane fishing

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Primordial Schmooze

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Remote control car breakdown.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Air Dentistry

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

When beavers dream.

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

A conductor reads from a picture book.