Engineering Fan Gifts

When beavers dream.

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"Damn! I told you not to build it that close."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Time Machine Collision

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

Newton Discovers Gravity

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Migration Music