Eccentric Engineering Fan Gifts

Air Dentistry

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"We need to have a serious talk."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Air Footer

"Factominiums."

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

When beavers dream.

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Come at me, Bro!"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Bottom House

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

Might Work, Might Not.

You are what you collect.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'