Ergonomics Fan Gifts

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Artifishial Intelligence

Algorithm 'n' Blues

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Your Future Home.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

People and robots

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"