Eccentric Design Fans Gifts

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"We need to have a serious talk."

Crocodile Shoes

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Air Dentistry

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Bottom House

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Sketchy Neighborhood

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

Art/not art

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'