Eccentric Wardrobe Fan Gifts

'Yes, sir can I help you'

Sir Winston Churchill

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Great British Eccentrics.

Jarvis Cocker

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Casual Thursday

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

The Dandy

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"We need to have a serious talk."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

The Hooligan.

Elton John

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Builders fashion range

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Dang clip ons!

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Fruit of the Loon"

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.