Eccentric Design Fans Pillows

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"We need to have a serious talk."

Air Dentistry

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

Bottom House

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Sketchy Neighborhood

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

Art/not art

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'