Eccentric Style Fan Pillows

"We need to have a serious talk."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Draw!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Beachy Hair

Air Dentistry

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Bottom House

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"Norman's an influencer."

This year we all got beards!

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

'Yes, sir can I help you'

Stile victim.

A man with a cactus hat

'I play a lot of sports.'

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

'Good heavens, Charles! -- You should never wear a Rush Limbaugh tie with a Johnny Carson suit!'