Eccentric Style Fan Mugs

"We need to have a serious talk."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Draw!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Elton John

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

Air Dentistry

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

Bottom House

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

'Yes, sir can I help you'

This year we all got beards!

Stile victim.

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

"Norman's an influencer."

'I play a lot of sports.'

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

A man with a cactus hat