Eccentric Design Fan Mugs

Bottom House

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"We need to have a serious talk."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"He's at that awkward age."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Air Dentistry

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

Time For This Odd House

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

He had gobs of money and a trophy wife...

Art/not art