Eccentric Design Fan Prints

Bottom House

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"We need to have a serious talk."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Air Dentistry

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"He's at that awkward age."

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

Sketchy Neighborhood

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Time For This Odd House

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Art/not art