Eccentric Engineering Fan Pillows

Air Dentistry

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"We need to have a serious talk."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Air Footer

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Factominiums."

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

When beavers dream.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Bottom House

"Come at me, Bro!"

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

Might Work, Might Not.

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

You are what you collect.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Doughnut Bakery