Experimental Science Fan Pillows

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Think Tank

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Schrödinger and his cat

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Free Radicals.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Entropy.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

Science And Society 1923

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours.

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Just what is it that amoebas really want.