Science Experiment Fan Pillows

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Sleep Disorder Research.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Think Tank

Schrödinger and his cat

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Control and Out of Control Group

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."

"Don't forget to send selfies."

Life in The Halfassic Age

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'