Science Experiment Fan Pillows

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Sleep Disorder Research.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Think Tank

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Schrödinger and his cat

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Control and Out of Control Group

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

Life in The Halfassic Age

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

'I told you you shouldn't have got him that chemistry set!'