Playful Engineer Gifts

Kids on Building Site.

Man uses a pogo stick to 'Shake well before use'.

"Young Frankenstein"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"It's a mobile."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Shakespeare Ave

"Never marry an engineer."

Snow Bridge.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Toy White House built incorrectly.