Fun At-home Engineer Gifts

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Building Blocks.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Like father like son.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Moses and the bridge.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Search for Missing Socks

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Pollsters

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Remote control car breakdown.

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

Brunel sees his psychiatrist