Creative Engineers T-Shirts

Ig-glue to build houses with.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Build a Raft

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Dog Walker

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Air Footer

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Toilet Art.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

R&D - Relax & Doodle

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Man reading in lamp

'Kip paints caves.'

'I still don't get it.'

Picasso's learning years.

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

"Politics has divided everything."