Genomics Enthusiast Gifts

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

'We've created a teenager!'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

DNA Xmas.

Brian works in stem cell research

Genetic Manipulation

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

DNA Lab. I spliced bee DNA into a dam-building rodent