Biotechnologists Mugs

"Lab-grown?"

Cuba develops nasal vaccine against Covid

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Gene Therapy

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Clone Factory

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Bio Fuels.

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."