Biotech Engineer Mugs

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

A day at the transgenic races

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Gene Therapy

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Clone Factory

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Bio Fuels.

Cuba vaccines against Covid

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."