Botanical Engineer Mugs

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Gene Therapy

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Clone Factory

Alien crapload

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Bio Fuels.