Bioengineer T-Shirts

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Gene Therapy

"They've found a design fault!"

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

'Have we been bio-engieering in the swamp?'

Clone Factory

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Bio-Engineering Seminar - THE VIRUS, Threat or Role Model?

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'My compliments to your bioengineer.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

Elephant Upgrade

'My compliments to your bio-engineer.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Bio Fuels.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'